Tabloid splash: “Rock king appeared on my biscuit”

Admiration goes out to the friend of a friend who crafted this lovely item. I am impressed! Too fantastically kitsch to eat, perhaps. Yeah but, shame to have a stale cookie hanging about. Nicer fresh with a cuppa…putting kettle on…

Sorry, King.

Obviously, this is where I should put a real groaner of an Elvis pun. Any suggestions? (Anyone?)